Gayer than a

What's the best "you're gayer than a two dollar bill" type insult you've ever heard? Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. So deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents. 45M subscribers in the AskReddit community. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

Gay as a man who routinely engages in romantic and sexual relationships with one or more other men! I’ve heard “as old dad’s hatband”. Or “as a tangerine”. “Gay as a tangerine” has always been a personal favorite. I originally heard it from David Letterman. Ha! Harharhar! HARHARHARHARRRR!!!.